The debut of Swamp Donkey and Dong Dolphin!

Your mom and I awoke one morning to some treats left for us by our roommate Jamie. His hilarious creativity really has no bounds. I'm sure people may argue the appropriateness of me sharing this one with you, but it became legendary in our household.

I almost feared what we might find!

To our relief and horror, Jamie left us pancakes with a good amount of semen scoops to top them.