Your mom and I went to a Halloween party hosted by some people from my school. We had fun dressing up, but as you can tell we did not coordinate. I intended to go as "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski, but thanks to poor planning, I ended up throwing together a "costume" as a lazy bum. I tend to be known at school as someone who dresses well, so this was a radical departure from my norm and people couldn't even recognize me. Your mom went as stunning an old-timey Hollywood starlet.
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| We went together perfectly! |
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| That is attractive! |
